Jeese, I thought most of us here were cool, and don't discriminate against gay people the way most of the God-crazy hate-filled country does...

Anyway, here's a sick handicapped joke I heard today:


A woman in a wheel chair goes on a date with Fred, and Fred proceeds to tie her, against her will, to a tree and fuck her brains out. When he brings her home her father comes out. Fred freaks out, thinking he's gonna' get his ass kicked, but the father just says, "Thank you, sir. Most of her dates just leave her tied up in a tree."


Here's another good joke:



A plane containing two boy scouts, a Catholic priest, and the pilot is about to crash into the ocean. The pilot finds that there are only two parachutes on board and suggests to the priest that he and the pilot take the parachutes and let the boy scouts die. "But what about the kids?" the priest says. "FUCK 'UM!" the pilot screams. "Can we?" the priest says.


Oooh Yah!