hey no daed baby jokes.. im impressed!

here's one for the christmas season: (if you don't belive((or do)) don't take offence.)

The Almighty God is looking for a vacation spot for the hoidays when and angel suggests he go to earth. God became wide-eyed and shook his head. "No way! I went there over 2000 years ago and knocked up some jewish chick and they're STILL talking about it!!