Robert: I must say... he was right about your insult. T'was truly a lame one. To be honest I wouldn't even take it as an insult, because to be quite honest, who gives a shit about who's gay and who's not?

But anyway.. here's my favorite joke:

What did the deaf, mute, and blind boy get for christmas?
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Leukemia


And then there's always:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?
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She was born without arms.