If you've seen the movie Silkwood, you already know this one.

One of the men in the tribe goes over to the chief one day and says; "Is it true, Great one, that you name all the members of the tribe at their birth, and if so, what method do you use?"

Chief replies "Yes, I do. I sit outside the lodge, and when I hear the first cries of the newborn, the first thing I see and reflect on, becomes that tribe member's name. So it was with your father, Brave Bear, and your mother, Gentle Rain, your sister, Hopping Bird, and so on."

"But tell me, Two Dogs Fucking, why do you ask?"

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