A Jewish boy went up to his father and asked for forty dollars.

The boy's father replied, "Twenty dollars??? What do you need ten dollars for?"

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?

A. BLEEE-ATCH!!!! (bleach)

^^works good with actions.