I just got tested for steeds, just for peace of mind. And my mom works at a doctors office so she took my blood. and one of the doctors I know there was like do you want to get tested for syphilis too, i was like why not. and he was like ok i have to swab your pee pee hole, i was like whatever can't be too bad(wanted the peace of mind) so he goes to do it and AHHHHH holy fuck i swear he jammed that thing up there atleast 3/4 an inch probly an inch. i screamed like AHHHHHHH what in the fuck and he was like, mabe next time you'll turn me down on that one hahaha. we laughed after. Damn i've never been more surprised in my life.