Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..
The best one was this. Read all of it!

This teen gets pulled over. The cop asks if he has been smoking.

teen - "Yes sir"
Officer - "How much have you had?"
teen - " A lot"

The officer than begins to lecture him on the dangers of driving high and asks the kid driving if he would get on a plane with a pilot he knows is as stoned as he is. The kid tells the officer yes he would as long as he still had control over what he was doing as he himself did.

The officer than asks if there is anything in the car and kid hands him the blunt him and his friend were smoking. The cop searches the car and finds a box full of weed and pipes. The cop looks at the kid...

The kid looks so suprised and in all honesty, "Shit, I forgot all about the box."

The cop ends up writing him a citation for it and lets him leave. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. He was the coolest kid I have ever seen.
JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on . I've been noticing a trend while watching cops Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show. Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in hand cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go. Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two Rating: 5