next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..