I've been noticing a trend while watching cops

[JaggedEdge]

Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show.

Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in hand cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go.

Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two arrests last week for small amounts of weed and/or weed paraphernalia. (sp..)

I hate university police.

JaggedEdge Reviewed by JaggedEdge on 05-03-2007. I've been noticing a trend while watching cops Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show. Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in hand cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go. Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two Rating: 5

[Zohar]

Court tv and g4 play about 15 episodes of cops a day between the two of them (that may be greatly exaderated). So I have been watching a lot of the show.

Now the other night they stopped a guy with 7 crack pipes on him and let him go with a citation. Just now they put a lady in handcuffs for tresspassing and put the man in had cuffs for possesion of a crack pipe. They both were issued citations and were free to go.

Today I was reading my schools police reports and there were two arrests last week for small amounts of weed and/or weed paraphernalia. (sp..)

I hate university police.

As horrible as crack is, I believe it's schedule II because it's main ingredient is cocaine. Being schedule II makes it significantly less illegal to possess (but still illegal) in many places. Cannabis is schedule I, making it more illegal then crack. That's just....(oh how trite) whacked.

[Samwhore]

Only a stoner would know all the cops' moves.
I know too, where they patrol, how to let them make you go, how each likes to be spoken to, where they hide.

[slipknotpsycho]

next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

[JaggedEdge]

Only a stoner would know all the cops' moves.
I know too, where they patrol, how to let them make you go, how each likes to be spoken to, where they hide.

Haha, I know where they like to hide around me too. I'm also pretty good about getting them off my tail when they decide to randomly ride my ass and putting my plates in their computer for no reason. That pisses me off.

The city cops by my school love to ride someones ass, seemingly at random, hoping to make them so nervous they do something wrong... I'm not lying when I say they regularly take tail gating to a whole new level.

I'm not good at getting out of speeding tickets though because I have a penis.

I have been able to get out of DUI's and on being drunk in public though. Don't drink and drive. Stupid decision. It took me a while before I learned that... twice.

[40oz]

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

good luck with that

[JaggedEdge]

next time i'm pulled over i plan on spilling my guts (so long as i'm the only one standing to face any consequences..) i lied to the cops about having weed in the car.. i still think it's fucked up all the shit i got in for less than a half gram tho...

so my new plan is to tell them everything... i see it on cops all the time... someone lies, they go to jail... someone comes clean, the cop lets 'em go home, but they still get a ticket..

The best one was this. Read all of it!

This teen gets pulled over. The cop asks if he has been smoking.

teen - "Yes sir"
Officer - "How much have you had?"
teen - " A lot"

The officer than begins to lecture him on the dangers of driving high and asks the kid driving if he would get on a plane with a pilot he knows is as stoned as he is. The kid tells the officer yes he would as long as he still had control over what he was doing as he himself did.

The officer than asks if there is anything in the car and kid hands him the blunt him and his friend were smoking. The cop searches the car and finds a box full of weed and pipes. The cop looks at the kid...

The kid looks so suprised and in all honesty, "Shit, I forgot all about the box."

The cop ends up writing him a citation for it and lets him leave. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. He was the coolest kid I have ever seen.

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah i'll need it... of course it only applies to when they're gonna search either way (i've also learned something else... to just say no to searches, like 99% of the time that's the end of it... no search...) and i know they're gonna find it anyways... it's a last stitch effort to stay outta jail lol...

lol i wanna see that one...^^^^

[Little Boy]

u guys and ur cop knowledge is kick ass...

sweet ass sweet man :rastasmoke:

[Skink]

if you get a cop like I got the best thing to do is tie him up,,, throw him in the trunk,,,put his car in drive and send him off the highest cliff...

I have been talking to people in my town and I am not the only one this prick has harassed... He needs some of his own medicine,,,nothing worse than a bad cop...