How can I skip work?

[thecreator]

Step 1: Wake up early
Step 2: Find a Belt
Step 3: Find a Meat Cleaver
Step 4: Wrap Belt around wrist tightly just in case you pass out during step 5
Step 5: Cut off a finger
Step 6: Call work and tell them you cut your finger off making breakfast
Step 7: Go to hospital and get it sewed back on
Step 8: Enjoy you day off!

Hello my Jewish brethren!!!!!!!!:thumbsup: If your not Jewish I am truly sorry for mistaking your race & or lumping you in with mine.This more than likely`is an occurrence that happens weekly of not daily.

I thought that step stuff was real when I first started reading it. I'm following it, step 4 seems a bit strange but still plausible. then WTF lol were dying here in Tampa:hippy: Thanx for the laugh......I owe ya one.