Step 1: Wake up early
Step 2: Find a Belt
Step 3: Find a Meat Cleaver
Step 4: Wrap Belt around wrist tightly just in case you pass out during step 5
Step 5: Cut off a finger
Step 6: Call work and tell them you cut your finger off making breakfast
Step 7: Go to hospital and get it sewed back on
Step 8: Enjoy you day off!