Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Here's what you do. Get a jar of spaghetti sauce. Call them up, and tell them you have wicked bad diarrhea as you pour the spaghetti sauce into the toilet. They're going to be so grossed out that asking you to come in is going to be the last thing on their mind.
The first thing that will be ON their mind is when he walks through the door the next day, and gets odd looks for calling out of work while taking a dump on the toilet, haha.
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . How can I skip work? I want to go to the global marijuana march on May 5th, but I have work. I have work tomorrow from 10AM to 6PM. I also live with my parents. I've also asked at work if I could have May 5th off, and I told my pothead coworker that I wanted to go to the march. So the problems with calling in sick are: Never done it before People at work know I want that day off One guy knows that I want to go to the marijuana march Parents will know I'm perfectly healthy Rating: 5