How can I skip work?

[Purple Banana]

oh yeah, hold one nostril shut while on the phone (seriously, it will make a diffrence... if you do two, you risk sounding over elaborate... completely closing off one, is more then enough to simulate sinus problems (a more then common occurance among sicknesses...)

I DO THAT TOO!

All of the above advice is good :thumbsup:

EDIT: GMM is on a SATURDAY, right? On weekends, about 80% of doc offices are closed- do the 24 hour food poisoning, maybe eat Italian or meat at lunch at work, then feign stomach problems during the rest of the shift, and then call in with food poisoning