Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
oh yeah, hold one nostril shut while on the phone (seriously, it will make a diffrence... if you do two, you risk sounding over elaborate... completely closing off one, is more then enough to simulate sinus problems (a more then common occurance among sicknesses...)
I DO THAT TOO!

All of the above advice is good :thumbsup:

EDIT: GMM is on a SATURDAY, right? On weekends, about 80% of doc offices are closed- do the 24 hour food poisoning, maybe eat Italian or meat at lunch at work, then feign stomach problems during the rest of the shift, and then call in with food poisoning
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . How can I skip work? I want to go to the global marijuana march on May 5th, but I have work. I have work tomorrow from 10AM to 6PM. I also live with my parents. I've also asked at work if I could have May 5th off, and I told my pothead coworker that I wanted to go to the march. So the problems with calling in sick are: Never done it before People at work know I want that day off One guy knows that I want to go to the marijuana march Parents will know I'm perfectly healthy Rating: 5