Go in the day before coughing blood - erm, said blood can be fake if needed.

Problem solved. No one argues with blood.

Now, while thats a joke, it's also my advice.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . How can I skip work? I want to go to the global marijuana march on May 5th, but I have work. I have work tomorrow from 10AM to 6PM. I also live with my parents. I've also asked at work if I could have May 5th off, and I told my pothead coworker that I wanted to go to the march. So the problems with calling in sick are: Never done it before People at work know I want that day off One guy knows that I want to go to the marijuana march Parents will know I'm perfectly healthy Rating: 5