How to get the police to bring your bong back..

[EmoRebellion]

1. Buy a nice bong.
2. Sign up for California Cannabis Club.
3. Get said bong stolen.
4. Call police.
5. Have bong and stash personally delivered by a LA County Sheriff.
6. ???
7. Profit?


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EmoRebellion Reviewed by EmoRebellion on 05-02-2007. How to get the police to bring your bong back.. 1. Buy a nice bong. 2. Sign up for California Cannabis Club. 3. Get said bong stolen. 4. Call police. 5. Have bong and stash personally delivered by a LA County Sheriff. 6. ??? 7. Profit? :thumbsup: Rating: 5

[420marijuana420]

Are you high?

[EmoRebellion]

Always. Why?

[EmoRebellion]

My house got broken into, and they stole some weed and a bong. I knew who did it, so I called the cops. They brought all my shit back, and gave the kid a possession ticket.

[User Name Here]

Or.

1. Aquire money
2. Aquire I.D.
3. Go to a smoke shop
4. Punch the guy in the face
5. ????
6. Free bong with warrant for you're arrest.

[EmoRebellion]

Or.

1. Aquire money
2. Aquire I.D.
3. Go to a smoke shop
4. Punch the guy in the face
5. ????
6. Free bong with warrant for you're arrest.

What the fuck are you talking about? I have money, and I have ID...

[420marijuana420]

Always. Why?

It sounded like this was a plan you were cooking up, not something that actually happened to you. So I thought you were high when you came up with this plan.

[slipknotpsycho]

arrested for possesion - 1,000
half ozs - 200

being legal to smoke and even having police deliver your stolen weed and bong to your door... FUCKING PRICELESS!

[EmoRebellion]

It sounded like this was a plan you were cooking up, not something that actually happened to you. So I thought you were high when you came up with this plan.

Oh, sorry. Naw this actually happened last week, haha.

[User Name Here]

I'm just really bored.