How to beat the dogs!

[rebgirl420]

I wouldnt risk it

[hempplaya]

is it true that if you like kick the shit out of a police dog one of the attack ones that like chase you down not the drug ones that its assualting a police officer? or is that just BS i just heard it from a friend

yes...essentially it IS a "police officer". don't give yourself a reason to have one chase you = no reason to worry about kickin/hittin' it.

also just play it safe n don't take weed where there's a possibility of drug dogs being around.

[hempplaya]

No, there is a seperate charge, which is 'assaulting a police animal'.
How do I know this?
This ass who I used to work with got arrested at one of the infamous UMass baseball riots... for punching a police horse.
What a tardball.
Freal I can just imagine him thinking 'hey, let me go over there and punch a horse! Yeah! a HORSE WITH A COP ON TOP! duurrrrrr.....

alcohol will do some strange things...like causing people to jump off a 20 foot rock bare ass naked into a lake in mid march. (water temp like mid 50's) :rastasmoke:

[J-dubb206]

If you harm the dogs or like hit them or anything you get charged with whatever you would get charged with for hitting an officer.

[RedLocks]

heh "the cops with 4 legs" pigs got 4 legs too mang!

[slpntrx5]

take a piece of deli sliced turkey and spread a thick layer of wasabi all over it, then when you see the drug dog, toss it to him. if i'm right, then as long as he eats it, his sinuses will be in too much agony for him to concentrate on smelling your stash.

then again, i have no idea how these dogs are trained or how wasabi affects them. just thought i'd toss an idea around.

[Setzer12]

Yea you're probably going to have a really hard time beating the dogs. I've heard various rumors about coffee grounds and such but I dunno if it actually works. The best thing is just to not have anything on you or be careful about when you do.

I was out camping once when some cops showed up and I didnt have anything on me but one of my friends had an ounce on him and they had been smoking in his car the whole way down. There was like 6 cop cars. They must have had nothing else to do this was in the middle of nowhere. Anyways they did have some dogs out but the dogs musta been retarded cause the only "hit" they got was on another car who didnt have anything. He laughed as they searched his car and he showed them several zippers they missed. Meanwhile the friend with an ounce him was probably peeing his pants. I bet those werent even drug sniffing dogs. Probably just their pet.