How to beat the dogs!

[affasd]

ya if i cant kick the shit out of it then it should be police brutalty for using it lol

affasd Reviewed by affasd on 05-02-2007. How to beat the dogs! is there any way to beat the cops with four legs? Rating: 5

[russ-bob]

Ive heard simple sents like salt and pepper work verry well. ALthough i wouldent try it myself. also its rummered that hot peperes overwelmes the dogs sence if smell. Idn if you find a police dog for sale try a bunch of different sents, and write a post about it:thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

is it true that if you like kick the shit out of a police dog one of the attack ones that like chase you down not the drug ones that its assualting a police officer? or is that just BS i just heard it from a friend

No, there is a seperate charge, which is 'assaulting a police animal'.
How do I know this?
This ass who I used to work with got arrested at one of the infamous UMass baseball riots... for punching a police horse.
What a tardball.
Freal I can just imagine him thinking 'hey, let me go over there and punch a horse! Yeah! a HORSE WITH A COP ON TOP! duurrrrrr.....

[Beano]

is there any way to beat the cops with four legs?

:rasta:

[Purple Banana]

Think of it this way.

Dog's noses are about 3-5000 times MORE powerful than ours. Do you really think coffee beans and peppers can fool that? When presented with 2 strong odors, humans can tell the distinct odors 85-90% of times. These dogs are TRAINED to smell the weed- if you've got it, they can smell it.

Think of it like the Breathalyzer test- the whole nonsense about eating an onion or whatever to throw the test off- it's not going to. It [Breathalyzer], as well as the dogs, are trained to sense the MOLECULES of the specific drug, not just the odor.

Unless you can change the molecular structure of pot, it's not gonna work.

EDIT: Speaking of, I have a hemp purse and hemp lipgloss- .08% THC total volume of the gloss- could the dogs detect that, or are they trained for another molecule in pot besides the THC? Just curious.

[josh g]

Are you planning to bring weed in an airplane or sumthing? Cuz thats REALLY hard.
If your desparate it IS possible. Steve-o's done it! Just but some bud in a condom, compact it, tie it up,
then you can put it into another condom, then shove it up your bung hole! :thumbsup:

ALSO, put bud into a plastic bag, fill another bag with toothpaste, put the bag of weed in that bag,
fill another bag with coffe and put the other bags into that one. That would work!
But seriously, dogs are hard to escape. Plus a cop finding weed on you is one thing, but if they actually have to release
a dog and that dog finds drugs? Much harsher punishment i bet.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

i heard peanut butter works... my mother shipped weed ho,e in peanut butter from France lol when she was visiting but hey that was a couple years back... the airports are hard to get through ... BUT i dunno when i was at the Mexican boarder i got arrested and they did a 7 point k nine check on my car.. i had weed in the trunk and they never found it.. so0o.. maybe i just got lucky..... or you can always give em a treat a huge hunk of meat they would go for that before doin anything.. but a dog is never away from its master so if you throw a big ass steak at it well obviously the policemen is gonna think something lmao... so good luck on that..

[User Name Here]

two words.

Scoobie Snacks.

They'll shoot him to the fucking moon.

Oh yeah and punch the horse lol, reminds me of half baked. When he killed an "Officer"

[TheAtomicPunk]

If you ever get assaulted by a police dog, flick him in the nose.
(Don't take this post seriously)

[krohrer]

when i visit my family in hawiia
i would just like to bring back a sack
my cousins used to bring 2 eights in theres shoes
but know they check ur shoes.
oh well
mayb i will just figure out a way