Drug Test

[ScrewedSDan]

Well... I tried Certo and pure water piss but I failed... got results yesterday.
Anyways, I got another job interview on Tuesday that might piss test me cuz its 2nd interview...I got someone to piss 4oz for me and its in the freezer. Right before I go drive there (2hours away).... do I stick it in the microwave? will that cause bacteria to grow? Just hope I pass this time.

[FakeBoobsRule]

oh yeah........this stuff should coat your kidneys for like 5 or 6 hours.....................good luck!!!!

CERTO DOES NOT COAT YOUR KIDNEYS. WRONG.

[winston3338]

Well... I tried Certo and pure water piss but I failed... got results yesterday.
Anyways, I got another job interview on Tuesday that might piss test me cuz its 2nd interview...I got someone to piss 4oz for me and its in the freezer. Right before I go drive there (2hours away).... do I stick it in the microwave? will that cause bacteria to grow? Just hope I pass this time.

I wouldn't put it in the mircro. The night before the test I would move it from the freezer to the refrigerator to thaw over-night.

The morning of the test I would use the heat pads or hand warmer pads to bring it to temp. If You can't check temp with thermometer they sell kids, stick on there forehead thermometers, that You can stick to the container.

Good Luck.

[ScrewedSDan]

Ok I stick the container with piss under my balls but whenever I take temperature its like 88 degrees... am I pretty much fucked?

[koda68]

Just got back from my pre empoylment DOT test, used the quick fix and the urinator, good thing i bought two bottles of the quick fix cuz i needed every drop, collector didn't even put a line on the cup ! said gimme all ya got, then split the sample four ways, had just enough!!! never seen that before an i've taken about a dozen of em. 4 OZ. of quick fix $80.00, urinator 150.00, peace of mind knowin I'm clean an have my job, priceless, masks don't work trust me, ya might get lucky! but if your cronik never, an always bring more than enough quick fix !!

[ScrewedSDan]

Do they actually watch you piss? or will they stand right outside the door? cuz like I said I'm pulling up my boxer briefs as high as they go to keep sample warm (only 88 degrees, HELP!!!) but ill look stupid as fuck if they see me.

[happiestmferoutthere]

For a job, they absolutely should NOT watch you pee. They might stand outside the stall, but you can do a lot in a closed stall. Dont act nervous. 88 degrees is pushing it! Temperature is quite important! Maybe tuck it more! Try to get that temp up a few degrees! TEMPERATURE IS IMPORTANT! Good luck!!!!!!!

[ScrewedSDan]

well.... this test will be in less than 10 hours.... I the piss frozen and I plan on raising temp and unfreezing in car on top of heater (DUH!!!!).... you sure this frozen piss is good?