Drug Test

[ScrewedSDan]

I've got an upcoming piss test and I just smoked this morning... the test will prolly be on Thursday. I've been taking niacin and drinking water... not lots of water but more then usual. I drank 1 packet of certo waited 1 hour drank another.... so 2.5hours after I took the first certo I took a piss test and came up positive.... that method didn't seem to have worked and I even used 2 packets.... any ideas?

Quick PLZ

ScrewedSDan Reviewed by ScrewedSDan on 05-02-2007. Drug Test I've got an upcoming piss test and I just smoked this morning... the test will prolly be on Thursday. I've been taking niacin and drinking water... not lots of water but more then usual. I drank 1 packet of certo waited 1 hour drank another.... so 2.5hours after I took the first certo I took a piss test and came up positive.... that method didn't seem to have worked and I even used 2 packets.... any ideas? Quick PLZ :( Rating: 5

[happiestmferoutthere]

Certo wont do much! Read the drug testing stickys and see what you need to do. They are very informative and easy to understand. Good Luck!:thumbsup:

[ScrewedSDan]

I've read the guides... basically just drink a shitload... that doesn't seem to work even if it seems I'm pissing clear water..... any other advice?

[happiestmferoutthere]

Can you sub? Will it be observed? Personally the dilution method didn,t work for me and I ended up subbing. I've not really heard real good things about the detox and masking drinks, but some people swear they work. Kind of hit and miss it seems. Not a whole lot of time to clean out, though if your test is Thurs. Pot can take any where from 3 days to 3 months to clear naturally! Very unfair for such a harmless drug if you ask me!

[ScrewedSDan]

Unfortunately I do not have the oppurtunity to sub...

[happiestmferoutthere]

You are screwedsdan! Seriously the best advice I could give is to follow IamN2pots sticky on dilution carefully. It has worked for a lot of people. They have detox drinks and masking drinks, like I mentioned, and SOME people swear by them. Other people SWEAR they are a waste of money! Some people say Certo works. Most people say it doesn't. Vinegar DOES NOT! That just tastes nasty! And you can always try to contaminate it to buy you more time, but that carries it own risks. Sorry.

[ScrewedSDan]

How do you contaminate it? buying more time might be a key

[happiestmferoutthere]

Well, I've heard of people putting powdered chlorinated bleach under their fingernails,using salt(but it takes a lot),vinegar or ammonia (not to drink- to put in the pee), but it stinks and messes with the pH and they usually test for pH.I heard of people using Visine, but I'm not sure if that works. You can use plain water but it would have to be warm, because temperature is a dead give away. I dont know. The only sure way is to substitute. Or dilute,aspirin,dilute! (Not TOO much, you can get water intoxication!) Other than that its a crap-shoot.

[ScrewedSDan]

I'm basically just diluting a shitload gonna use certo+aspirin+niacin and hope for the best.... I prolly fail but eh im a pothead
Anyways, for future reference... how fresh does ur substitute piss have to be? I mean if I get someone to pee for me say on Saturday how long is that sample usable?

[happiestmferoutthere]

Well, your best bet, if at all possible, is synthetic urine. The Only difference between good fake urine and real urine is dna, and they are doing a drug test, not a dna test! You can warm it up pretty fast. Synthetic urine has a shelf life of a year. Quick Fix is real good.
Real urine needs to be used in 8 hours, because it starts to grow bacteria but it can be frozen for a year in something air tight.:thumbsup:
Hope this helped!