Drug Test

[ScrewedSDan]

So... if I have someone piss for me... freeze it right away and then pull it out like 1-4hours before test?

[happiestmferoutthere]

you can thaw it out under hot water, or in the microwave for a few seconds. Not too long. Just make sure it reaches 94-100 degrees before you use it. Temperature is very important! Put it against your skin. That helps. You can buy a thermometer strip for cheap.

[ScrewedSDan]

I'm also kind of wondering... what if I do use substitution but its not enough pee?

[happiestmferoutthere]

It depends on the test. Usually they need 1-2 oz. But for mine they only used 3 drops! 2 0z. should be plenty.

[ScrewedSDan]

One last question... least I think its last.

What if they are like that is not enough pee even though it is like 2-4Oz.?

Thanks for all the advice and help.

[happiestmferoutthere]

It has to be enough. The most I've ever heard them requiring is 2 oz. It should be plenty.:thumbsup: Really!
Good Luck!

[MrGrinch]

Dude.....go to Super Wal-Mart into the jelly/preservatives aisle....look for SureGel.....its a powder that you use to make jelly......grab one box that comes with two packs in it......should be a buck or two......now go and grab some distilled vinegar for a buck.......at home take the two packets of SureGel and mix them into a large glass of water.....it will taste like lemonade with no sugar......drink that shit down at least 1hour and 1/2 before the piss test.......this stuff will taste like shit, but it's worth it........then, 30 minutes before the test turn up the vinegar and drink as much as you can stand to..... now drink water..lots of it....and you're gonna have to piss like 3 or 4 times before you take the test........when your piss is clear, you know you're ready........

[MrGrinch]

oh yeah........this stuff should coat your kidneys for like 5 or 6 hours.....................good luck!!!!

[ScrewedSDan]

Grinch I'm sorry but your advice is not helpful at all....
Sure-gel is the Certo crap I'm talking about it costs $2.97 a box at Wallyworld.... didn't work.... I piss clear cuz I drink lots of water not cuz im THC free.
As far as vinegar that I'm not sure of but I heard it don't work.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Sorry Dan. It seems this thread was interrupted by a science fiction transmission. I didnt understand a word of it! Vinegar doesn't help. Its an old wives tale. If you enjoy drinking vinegar, you can always add it as some of your liquid Its the liquid. Thats the key!