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05-04-2007, 04:32 PM #1
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Shit that happens during sex
haahahah i cant stop laughing toms story and the one about the sand is really funny!! im trying to think of some weird experience i had... one of those period things happened to a girl i was with once.. we were on the floor and i was playing with her and there was no lights i felt this mucus shit on my hand and though it was just normal liquid but i found it wouldnt rub off pretty disgusting... i just pretended i didnt notice anything and she told me guess what and i said what ( what could it possibly be ?? ) i tried to sound like i didnt know while she talked about it.
alot of times like 80% of the time i take too long to come.. it once got to the point after 1 hour 20 minutes in the theatre bathroom i just said fuck this my legs hurt and stopped.. girls come alot of times it feels good to have made them feel good but sucks in my part.
ummmm... the first time i was going to have sex the girl didnt want to loose her virginity and told me we could have anal sex.. so i said fine and lubed her up.. as i was about to push my cock into her it slipped because of the lube and ( i was going hard stupid me ) it rammed into her and she bled .. im really not a bad person so dont try to kill me for doing that wasnt my fault
i had sex in a forest several times... careful when you do it on the forest floor or even a field. theres little bits of plants those yellow things that look like wheat thingies well those are spiny and stick you your clothes.. we decided to get completely naked and put clothes on floor.. bad idea.. it hurt on the way back home i couldnt get those things out and had to put underwear and clothes on and it would keep pinching my cock ass everywere.. her too
if you dont have fuck ups in sex its just sex you dont remember it later .. i cant remember much lol..
i was at my girlfriends house and she has al elder sister right. she was 18 her sister is 22 or so not that big. in the morning her boyfriend and a friend came over and they live really far away like 8 hours on bus and the boyfriend went to have sex with the sister and the friend slept on the couch in the living room. we were watching tv then got really horny and started fucking infront of him ( hes asleep anyways ) but in like 5 mins he woke up and my girl went to make breakfast but i was pissed and couldnt stand it went to the kitchen pushed her up against the wall and fucked her there.. the kitchen is connected with the sisters room and her and her boy came out and saw us.. but no regrets i loved that girl so much.. i still do.. but im not with her anymore
whisky Reviewed by whisky on . Shit that happens during sex Just curious what are some of your biggest fuck ups lol the most common one (well for me anyway) (when the girls on top of man if your gay lmao) and your cock slips out and just gets crushed.. ouch lmao Rating: 5
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