Shit that happens during sex

[duckfool]

haha, two words, pussy farts.

Am I the only one who Isnt bothered by these / finds it kinda hot?

Well, I was in the shower once with my girl of 2 years at the time,(now ex), and I don't know what came over me but I just started peeing on her in the shower like all casual and shit about it and she was all, "What the fuck?" And I didn't really have a good reason except for telling her I just felt like peeing on her...I mean it was in the shower...but it gets worse, so later on in the night she is giving me this incredible blowjob...deepthroat and all, and right as I bust a nut, she takes it all, but then spits it on my chest like "SPLAT!" And she responds with I just felt like spitting on you. So 2 days later, she is sucking me off and as I'm about to come, I tell her to stop and I grab her head and shoot it all in her ear, I laughed pretty hard too cuz I don't know if you've ever noticed, but when you try to wash jizz off, it kinda likes to stick to the skin...especially hair and she was in there complaining she couldn't get all the jizz outta her ear.

Haha your fucked up, but hilarious.