Shit that happens during sex

[TallulahGreen]

My boyfriend and I were having some pretty drunken sex one night...and I puked all over the both of us...
..so he took me to the shower and washed my hair and stuff...hahahah.

[russ-bob]

Ok 2 things


1.Nut pankake (prety self explanitory)

2.Parents walking it (Deffinatly not cool. Has happned to me on several occasions)

[Tom_Bom]

I had a situation with a bigger sized woman where I couldn't find her hole, and by the time I was able to dig it out, I was about as limp as a sativa milk shake.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

umm question Tom.. just curious how long did it take you too find this hole?? I mean was she that big? crazyyy... and the puking one... oh ewww.. i would of been so embarrassed..

[cannabis campbell]

oh yeah another one of the biggest fuck ups actually definately the most common

where your dicks been hard for that long by the time its ready to be used it goes on a flop!

need to get some viagra lmao

[Jimbob1310]

parents walking in.......oh god....

[couch-potato]

No real funny stories about my sex follies, but I'll take the liberty to post one of my favorite stories from a man named Tucker Max:

TuckerMax.com

Read it. Now.

[smoke it]

getting caught doin it at a football game in her car by a security gaurd

or

her dad walking in while she was blowin me

[J-dubb206]

The worst is definatly when your dick slips out and it gets slammed by your girl.

This guy knows the truth man

[TheAtomicPunk]

haha, two words, pussy farts.

The harder she laughs about it, the worse it gets, LOL