Quote Originally Posted by LIP
Happened to me before, my ex bent me and my dick died for 2 days. Fuck it hurt like no other!
ouch lmao thats probably the most common one

Quote Originally Posted by AsianStoner420
There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...
eurgh you should of pissed in her mouth to make it even lol