I have 2 traumatic sex experiences that were BIG MISTAKES...
(and the top 2most embarassing moments of my life)
1. Having sex with a sociopath who I was in love with ... he videotapped it and showed it to everyone at school (I am still called 'Paris')
2.I didn't know I was going to get my period and I was fucking some guy I wasn't close with and half way through Aunt Flow decided to come and um yeah .... I still want to die when I think about it