Shit that happens during sex

[Pumpkinpie]

^lol

ive only had sex once.... nothin embrassing happened

[sttomassmoker]

tried to fart but instead hershey squirted.

things got even better from then on

[J-dubb206]

tried to fart but instead hershey squirted.

things got even better from then on

haha thats some nasty shit man

[BabySnookums]

2 extremely horrible situations
2.) mom called my cell phone while my girl was riding me like she was going for the bronco riding championship. ( i cant remember why but i had to answer it i think she was out of town or something ) and she was like going on and on and on then wanted to talk to my girl so they talked while she still was riding me .. she was a loud one too so i had some deeeeeepppppppp cuts from her clawing me insted

lol i had somethin like that happen waaaaaaaaaay back .... can you say awkward????

[BabySnookums]

Ok, I've hit allmost all those fuck ups before but here are a couple of real fuck ups...

1) Call her by the wrong name (Even worse, I called her by her sisters name!)

2) Changing positions on the beach and got sand all over my dick (End of session!)

3) Didn't use a condom and...well, he's 12 now! LOL

- Slow -

dont feel bad...ours is gonna be 3 soon....i feel your pain man...i really do LOL

and the sand thing...OWWIE!!

[whisky]

i dont understand people that dont use condoms.. you can leave her pregnant even if you dont cum in her.. precum liquids contain small amounts of semen.. and only 1 is needed to get her pregnant..
i know i just doesnt feel the same and sucks but you have to put up with that imagine how the girl will feel to be pregnant what the fuck will she do how can she face her parents with that problem... be responsable, think of the person you are having sex with, safe is better then sorry :jointsmile:

[BongVader]

yea i get the same thing when my dick gets crushed also every once in awhile.. haha i know how that feals... like my dick will still be hard but its in so much pain just after wards when i try to stick it back in it just hurts to bad lol and then i have to take a break lol

HAHAHAHAHA, dude after that i just say fuck it and keep going!

[silkyblue]

lmfao~~~~~~~


One night hunny pie and ,I "got in on" after singing karoke at the local yocal pup...


well he enjoys to lick mois pusse pusse


I had a new pair of jeans on that eve, and ya know that tag that says inspected by like number 122 they stick to clothing in the factory

I look at him he had the inspected by 122 tag stuck to his mustache !!

I could not quit laughing !
he laughed too!


another incident
weve gotton caught by the sheriff makin out in the back seat of a 53 chevy!!!

he talked to the officer whilst I got my clothes back on!!

very nobel guy ~~ hes my love!!

[illnillinois]

I had a situation with a bigger sized woman where I couldn't find her hole, and by the time I was able to dig it out, I was about as limp as a sativa milk shake.

should of rolled her in flour and aimed for the wet spots

[aries ormazd]

My boyfriend and I were having some pretty drunken sex one night...and I puked all over the both of us...
..so he took me to the shower and washed my hair and stuff...hahahah.

How cute...