Shit that happens during sex

[lazy smoker7]

yea i get the same thing when my dick gets crushed also every once in awhile.. haha i know how that feals... like my dick will still be hard but its in so much pain just after wards when i try to stick it back in it just hurts to bad lol and then i have to take a break lol

[Grade A]

How about going limp while being drunk. She then went on to tell one of my buddies about it and he called me out, but it even gets better... I had class with the chick the following day. Try looking a girl in the face after an experience like that. It's impossible. Since then I've decided sex and sobriety is better combination. All it would have taken was a little foreplay, but she wasn't into that shit. She just wanted to get hit. :wtf:

I think everyone gets hit with the bad aim fuck up AT LEAST once in there life time.

[rebgirl420]

hmmm I hate that sound of skin hitting skin....just freaks me out...

[LaidZeppelin]

there is always that time when your bangin a foxy lady and there is alittle to much air that gets in the way.....its so awkward hearing the farting sound during sex with someone you havent had sex with alot....also the dick crushing sux pretty bad!

[Ghettopops]

An old Girlfriend and I were going at it in my churches daycare play area and got busted by the Minister. To make it worse, she married my best friend 20yrs later in the same church and I was the best man, A little strange

[LIP]

Just curious what are some of your biggest fuck ups lol

the most common one (well for me anyway) (when the girls on top of man if your gay lmao) and your cock slips out and just gets crushed.. ouch lmao

Happened to me before, my ex bent me and my dick died for 2 days. Fuck it hurt like no other!

[AsianStoner420]

There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...

[LIP]

There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...

Oh man. Damn.

[cannabis campbell]

Happened to me before, my ex bent me and my dick died for 2 days. Fuck it hurt like no other!

ouch lmao thats probably the most common one

There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...

eurgh you should of pissed in her mouth to make it even lol

[rebgirl420]

There's this girl that i had sex with couple times and one time when she's givin me a bj and im about to orgasm i felt this very sticky chunky warm feeling on my hips and then i looked down and i was like 'wtf?' she fucking throw up on my dick and it was fucking nasty,... one of the worst moments of my life,...

ooohhhhhh no are you serious?! MY GOD!