^^^^LMFAO, for real, are you? lol, Tell him to go out and get a girl, shit, you're in college, im sure even if he's a complete fuckin weirdo there's a weirdo girl for him on campus lol, this thread just made my day lol, and it's only 1O3O in the fuckin mornin, and i didnt even burn my mornin spliff yet lol, i would for real slap the shit outta my roomate if that happened, tell him to get a girl, or get in the fuckin bathroom........