room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP!

[dankman]

damn this is probably the funniest thread i have ever read i say u should do the picture idea or just have a girl walk in there when you know hes doing it, i dont understand why he couldnt just go to the bathroom

[RedRainDrop]

Yeah, i had ajck fest yesterday.... i just couldint stop wanking it! i must have jerked about 20 times!

I havent at all today.... and dont even have an urge to (i tapped my balls dryyesterday, lol)

[Gurtej15]

Next time he jacks off give him some lube with super glue in it. He WILL stop.

HAHAHAHA thats jokes

[logie_boy]

honestly if that was me in your shoes, (this may be disgusting)

but...

wank off a few times and store all you cum in a bottle or something for like a couple of days (without him knowing of course) if this is mess then buy your self a few condoms and indulge is some posh wanks (with the condom on) so i doesnt go every where, then when he's not there soak his toothbrush in it then rub it on rims of cups he uses and bottle, end of pens or what ever, just as long as you know it will go in his mouth, hahahahahahaha!

do it on the last day or something so you can get away with is dude, lemme know how you get on

[Lido]

are you in prison?

[spliffstar22]

^^^^LMFAO, for real, are you? lol, Tell him to go out and get a girl, shit, you're in college, im sure even if he's a complete fuckin weirdo there's a weirdo girl for him on campus lol, this thread just made my day lol, and it's only 1O3O in the fuckin mornin, and i didnt even burn my mornin spliff yet lol, i would for real slap the shit outta my roomate if that happened, tell him to get a girl, or get in the fuckin bathroom........

[Nation_1ne]

Sounds to me like he has some issues in his life, or he could literally be addicted to masturbation. I suggest you just let him get on with it until you finish up, or speak to him about it. I don't think there are any need for pranks here, and definitely no need to humiliate him.