Next time you walk in on him, just run up and slap him in the face. Then run away giggling.
On second thought, give him a taste of his own medicine.

wack - wack - wack - SPIDERMAN! imp:
dankkeeper Reviewed by dankkeeper on . room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP! so, i am in the last week of the seccond semester of my freshman year. I've lived with a weird dude all year, and i've known that hes chronic masturbator since about october. Thats cool if he does it, i can deal with the smell (he doesn't really wash his sheets) as long as i'm not in the room its cool. my problem is, recently, everytime i'm not in the room he j's it. I've walked in on him multiple times everyday. What do i do? theres only 11 days left until we peace out for summer, and Rating: 5