room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP!

[memoryburner]

heres what you do....next time you walk in on him, have a towel ready, and just start snapping him with it...or shoot him with a pellet(or)paintball gun

[JamaicanHerbMan]

Next time he jacks off give him some lube with super glue in it. He WILL stop.

LOL that would be pretty funny......real life american pie. Tell the dude to find a sperm bank ....hahaha i'm sure he'll like the idea of getting paid while doing his favourite thing. Hey and plus you wont have to worry about wallin in on him ......which i might add is totally gross and worst the whole sheet thing darn you got some balls. Oh you know what on second thought buy him a blow-up doll for the fun of it as a going away present ..... i'd love to see his reaction to that.

[Cannaman1ac]

lol i read the title and STILL clicked on the thread

[wutang123456]

update:

i brought a lady to the room earlier, and sure enough, he was jerking off.

he hasn't done it again yet today

[djm187]

LMFAO!! I feel you man... I kinda had the same prob in collage, my friend would wack off everytime his talking to a girl on the phone, he didn't care who was in the room, he just wacked away infront of everyone... Shit was hilarious!!

[rebgirl420]

awwwkwarddddd

[Markass]

update:

i brought a lady to the room earlier, and sure enough, he was jerking off.

he hasn't done it again yet today

lol, I'd put icy hot in his lotion bottle, then record him squealing...then play it back every time you catch him beating his meat :thumbsup: he should go into the bathroom for that shit

[halfassedjediknight]

tell him to shave his palms!

[homestar]

Find his porn vids on his computer and splice in random gay porn, with any luck he'll be shooting his load just as the screen changes to a dude doing another dude up the butt.................

[Cannaman1ac]

lol nah i think the walking in and taking a pic would be the easiest and the most effective..ud have that on him for the rest of his life..just make copies before u give him back "the only one" and u can do anything u want