room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP!

[make it legal]

whats it mean to j it?

make it legal Reviewed by make it legal on 05-01-2007. room mate won't stop jacking off. HELP! so, i am in the last week of the seccond semester of my freshman year. I've lived with a weird dude all year, and i've known that hes chronic masturbator since about october. Thats cool if he does it, i can deal with the smell (he doesn't really wash his sheets) as long as i'm not in the room its cool. my problem is, recently, everytime i'm not in the room he j's it. I've walked in on him multiple times everyday. What do i do? theres only 11 days left until we peace out for summer, and Rating: 5

[Ifrit369]

Smoke weed outside his room and blow the smoke under the door when he's wanking.

He'll get the idea eventually.

[dankkeeper]

jack off?

[orangeman]

Umm...why the fuck does he masturbate all the time? Is that really a condition...chronic masturbation lol? I think you should ask him what was he doing during most of his child hood lol..

[thcbongman]

Tell him to go to the bathroom.

hahahahaha to the thread.

[evan5502]

next time you walk in on him ask him if its alright if u join in on the fun, maybe he might get the point its gross to be around someone jerking off

[thcbongman]

lol

Scream "Stop 'Bating!" Like in Idiocracy.

[Greenport]

ur friends fuckin weird to do it and not wash his sheets..

[Little Boy]

Give him some icy hot.

Memories : )

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I had a room mate like this once. I finally got fed up with his antics and snapped a picture of him the next time I walked in to see him naked, jacking off while sitting on my couch. Without a damn towel! (shudders) When he realized I had just taken a picture of what he was doing he freaked out. I told him that if I walked into the house and he was doing that outside of his bed room or the bath room again, I would print a copy of the picture and mail it to his mother. He never did it again.