I'm a 22 year old virgin

[bluntblaze]

hey dude you wanna get laid and baked.
kill two birds with one stone and go to the dam:thumbsup:

[yoda]

Well dude bad teeth are understandable when you're like 900 years old! And where were you May 4th, international Star Wars day? ("May the 4th" be with you). Crushing empires I hope!

im turning 21 next saturday. and i actually hate star wars, yoda just used to be a nick name of mine.

[NextLineIsMine]

yeah you can go with all these tricks and hobbies that attract girls. but personality really is the key. i have bad teeth, yet i have an amazing girlfriend. personality can make up for anything.

dude so true. I knew this ugly ass guy named Donell, short, hairy, and real grubby looking, but youd be hard pressed to find a livelier and funnier guy. His girlfriend Kelly was the hottest nympho ive known

[GotWake88]

Yes you read that right, I'm 22 freaking years old and have never had sex or anything close; in fact I've never even had a girlfriend. (My hilarious new movie "The 22 Year Old Virgin" will be out sometime next year )

I guess there are a few reasons, albeit not complete, that I can think of:

1. I've been in chronic pain since I was 16, hence no job and no money since I can't work. Though I'm going to apply for a job at the bank tomorrow since it's all sitting.
Not to mention it really limits me from going out anywhere before I'm all like "AH! My fucking spine hurts!" and hurt too much to walk.

2. I've always been self conscious about my body since I've had barely any muscle. But I've been working out pretty hardcore and feeling better about that now that I'm seeing results. Plus (you'll laugh at me for this) I hav
e really hairy nipples, and barely anything else on my chest, and I don't think I've EVER been in a shirtless social situation (like a hottub) without somebody pointing it out and everybody joining in teasing me. I'll get that lazered whenever I can afford it, but it's made me SO self-conscious that I'll never go shirtless in public anymore.

and maybe the biggest one

3. I don't have a clue how to pick up girls. I don't know the pickup lines, I hate the thought of picking up strangers, and I always feel really nervous about letting someone know I'm interested in them for fear of rejection. I know I know "the worst they can say is no", but I always picture some horrified/disgusted reaction (logically, there's really no reason for this).


Personality wise I don't think there's too many problems. I'm relatively intelligent, I'd NEVER hit a girl, I'm always nice to people even when they're assholes to me (which usually results in us being cool again) because I know they're just dealing with some stuff of their own. I'm responsible, respectful, and definately have a future planned out.


So would anybody have any advice for me on getting out of this? keeping in mind I would want it to be someone I know and have it mean something, not pick up some random chick in a bar. I feel like such a weirdo, I must be the only person on earth who's never had sex at this age.

Okay, though everyone may be self conscious about some things, the trick is not to appear self conscious. Women are very attracted to confidence. When you talk to girls, give the impression that you know exactly what you are doing(even if you don't). Don't use pickup lines, those are jokes and never work. Just start up a conversation with a hot lady just as if you would with somebody you were not even attracted to, except in this case you want to end up taking the hot lady home and fucking the shit out of her(you'll get the hang of it once you suck it up and try, and keep trying).

Seriously, picking up girls is about 5 percent looks and 94 percent attitude(the other one percent is a mystery). Just remember, women love confident men.
Good luck, man.

Wow, I'm stoned.

[PureEvil760]

I was proud of being a virgin when I was one. I think some women are more attracted to virgins so use it to ur advantage!

[mrdevious]

im turning 21 next saturday. and i actually hate star wars, yoda just used to be a nick name of mine.

Well happy birthday man!




anywhoo, while I don't have a girlfriend or anyting right now, I feel HELLA MORE CONFIDENT. I just shaved the nipple hair and give it a quick run down every day, and it's totally invisible. I've been noticing crazy results on all my muscles in the last couple weeks, so I can finally walk around with no shirt outside. That, and being on tramadol for some reason makes me way more confident, energetic, and relaxed.

[Nightcrewman]

If you really are desperate to get laid then remember the one in ten rule.
If you ask ten girls too get it on with you then one of them is bound to say yes, if they all say yes then pass their phone numbers around i'm sure some of the guys on the forum will be more than happy to take care of the extra nine.

Disclaimer
The above figures are based on an average and can in no way be associated with any experience I have had personally (thats my story and I'm sticking too it)

Cheers
NCM

[PureEvil760]

lol nothin like shavin that nipple hair to give a boost in confidence hahaha jk everyone has thier own self consious aspects..urs just happens to be nipple hair lol

[PureEvil760]

Awsome reaper, anxiety is good dont fear it..put yourself in situations that cause it..that feeling rapidly makes u stronger.

[Ganj]

im turning 21 next saturday. and i actually hate star wars, yoda just used to be a nick name of mine.

It is funny you mention that because my family used to call me "coda" because of my big ears.

P.S. I always secretly thought I was nicknamed that because of the strong force within me.