Ah, I see they have begun to spread.
Definitely Mites. Sprayed down with "Pyrex -N" which contains the agents: "pyrethrum"and "piperonylbutoxid". So thats a seperate problem, probably unrelated to the weird chromosomic chaos in the Spontanicas.
It hurt a little to use chems on my gals, and the agent doesnt leave the plant for 15 days. I was planning to start harvesting in 10-15, so I guess I'm left with little choice now. Apparently, after a lot of googling, the residue can be removed somewhat by rinsing with water the buds after harvest, if I need to harvest a little earlier. These agents are apparently used on infected strawberries.

On the upside, that'll stop me from snipping small buds until they're ready...