Quote Originally Posted by RedLocks
Damn Skink... yeah I found myself in same situation years back, pulled a some crazy crap out of my ass... First I sold my car and got a lawyer, then I told em I had a drinking problem (yeah wife worked at a bar, free drinks is a problem!) got sentenced to rehab which they gave me x amount of days to check myself into, called a hospital and got in free on charity care, spent a week and a half there before they kicked me out ( I have no respect for crackheads) Well that was the end of that part, next.. I have two pending community service sentences so I go to CEP court and get sent to S.L.A.P. for the first charge, other charge is put on back burner until the earlier sentence is fulfilled, 6 months later I am finished, but now I have left the county. I request to be transfered to Hudson county, this takes like 20 visits to community service offices, until which time they schedule me for CEP court again and inform me of a wrong date, which I of course attend only to find I am in the wrong court..

Several months later and 4 municipal court dates passes with the probation officer failing to report to court I am sentenced to 20 days in county when this asshole finally shows up and says send me to jail I missed one court date!... I get handcuffed and pulled into holding, only moments later to be called back into the room and have my 20 days reduced to 20 days in S.L.A.P.

Turns out the court clerk, who months before had witnessed me flipping out when I thought we were in private about the situation stepped in on my behalf and saved me!!
Problem is SLAP and Community service is no longer allowed,,,today you must spend the whole sentence in jail...