Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.
Robert C. Gallagher

When love is not madness, it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Al McGuire

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb

You cant take the knickers off a bare ass.
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