Dude wtf your 'wife' sounds more like a mental patient than a mother, instead of getting your kids anything just get her a psychological exam as an xmas present.

But holy crap dude what kind of a bitch messes with her own kids to spite their father????? Thats some messed up shit. Just whatever you do don't try to turn the kids on their mother tbecause that is the worst thing in the world I know first hand.

Anyways I wish I could help you out but I literally have like $2.50 in the bank (I live at home and don't really pay rent or anything and im only 16 so....but still thats bad and I still have to get my dad an Xmas present. But he doesnt really want anything, anyways im rambling)

Send me an E-mail at [email protected] with your addy and i'll send you a 'present' in the form of an xmas bud =D

Just go camping or do soemthing fun with your kids as a xmas present, because memories are forever but a batman action figure will just get flushed down the toilet after they get bored with it =D