BREAKING NEWS FROM JAIL WORLD by Spastic Jones:

We all know that fire CANNOT burn or warp steel. If you look at film footage of the freeway interchange collapse you'll find it's no collapse at all. A Haliburton truck full of Mexicans was in the area supposedly checking the bridge integrity but our news hounds of pimple face teeny boppers have discovered that in truth, THEY WERE PLANTING EXPLOSIVES!

Why you may ask? It has also been discovered by our ace reporter on the scene that Zionists working with Governor Arnold want to impose martial law on the entire California highway system! Mind control chips will be installed in the new pavement affecting radio signals in vehicles. Subliminal messages stating to hire illegal Mexicans will be transmitted therefore collapsing the entire west coast economy!!

Don't let this interchange be an exchange for your freedoms!:cursing:
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Have a good one!:s4: