I know it's funny to say things like let's get the baby high but last year in my English I class there was a kid and his mom had just had a baby like a week before and some kids were talking about shroom harvesting and then the conversation switched over to smoking weed and the kid who's mom had just had a kid jumped into the conversation and he was like "ya I'm gonna smoke a J after school"(or something like that) and some one was like "smoke with your brother/sister" and he was like "alright I'll shotgun him/her when I'm done" and the teacher called social services. I know the kid didn't get taken away but you gotta be careful. It sounded like he was kidding to me but, it was enough for them to come out and investigate.

edit: The teacher's car got mysteriously egged a couple months after that. She deserved it.