Finish this story

[Nochowderforyou]

He told me to come up to his flat and he'd sort me out...

When I got there, instead of getting a bag of weed, he pulled out a huge rubber dildo, and said...

[MinusRyan]

And then I pissed on the sack of weed and threw it in a gutter. Then later when
I was home I thought about that sack of weed. That lonely un-smoked sack of goodness, I walked back to the gutter which was 23 miles away in which I walked the entire way.

So when I got there the sack was still in the gutter, so I grabbed it and it was all mushy and rotten. So the next morning while i was taking a poop the sack asked me if I wanted to play soccer and we did.

[mamma puffpuff420]

boy could that sack play soccer
he had me running all over the the field
i got so tired i decided 2 stop and smoke some of the weed in the sack
then

[Kenn]

my mouth began to foam ,I felt ill......

[Samwhore]

...and then the neighbor shot me thinking I had rabies.

[Kenn]

LOOOOOOOOOOL.............THAT CRACKED ME UP LOOOOOOL

[Samwhore]

...And I was then put into a pan, (from an egg's point of view.)

[mamma puffpuff420]

on a low simmer, as i kept getting flipped over

[cannabis campbell]

Chill dude. I can hardly see this shit topping the best sellers list.

why post then u muppet

[thcbongman]

So Kermit kissed a psychedelic toad