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[Purge]

alright my best friends mom had friends stay at there house for a while..and the peoples son was retarded, his name was joe menino...so one time me and my friend realized that jm(joe meninos initials) was mj(mary jane) backwards. we though it to be only proper to refer to weed from then on as joey. and alchohol is willy...i think i was fucked up one time and it just clicked haha..

[kr1Nx01]

A pretty obvious "euphemism" me and my co-workers use is:
"Hey, you wanna hit up the spot today?" (Would you like to hotbox one of our cars after work with a blunt or two?)
"F'sho" (Yes, we'll bring our cars from point A[whereever we're parked] to point B[the inconspicuous spot away from most other cars] in our work's parking lot and smoke lots of weed)

Haven't hit up the spot in a while though... hopefully tommorow my boy hooks me up with some mids so I can get HIIIIIGGHHHH!

[DragonZord]

Me and my group use a code I personally came up with. Some of the slower ones still get lost and don't understand.

We go 'bowling.'

[puffiepuffiepass]

hey
wanna smoke it up after school=lets go to greg opals house tonight
i have alot of weed=dude gregs house is awesome
i love weed=me and greg are gay
do u have any weed=have u been to gregs lately

[explicit]

wanna go hit some zoot = lets go smoke weed
lets get weed = hey lets go buy some weed
wanna cruise? = lets do a blunt cruide
where you goin to be at tonite? = where we smokin weed tonight

nothing to special

[slipknotpsycho]

hey
i love weed=me and greg are gay

i think i would rather just admit smoking weed before i would use this as code around my parents or anyone for that matter lol but it made me laugh my ass off when i read it and i haven't been fucked all day....

[SomeGuy]

lets go study...

[Trace Evidence]

if parents are around we normally say:
"got ne coke my mom hasnt gone shopping in a while"
me and my friends all drink coca cola like no other, it is our pop, like hardcore so they think were talkin about the pop and beings its normally followed by somethin like "yea, i picked some up yesterday" or something simmilar, and we'll grab a coke makes it even less supisious

[slipknotpsycho]

but what if you wanted to know and your mom had just gone shopping and bought a whole bunch of coke?

[THC4UandME]

well when i was younger we use to say "wanna go fly a kite" ( wanna go get high) obviously