I recently had a taste of how it feels to lose a loved one. It's different if the item is new, like I had a percolator and it was sweet but shatterd about 10 days after I bought it. I felt nothing, didn't even want the kid responsible to replace it. But this guy, T-Bong, fell off of an ill-founded spot on an ottoman and hit the rim of the bathtub and from my view on the toilet it seemed shattered.

But after I looked at the aftermath I realized it was in exactly four neat glass pieces with ground zero at a spot at the top of the water chamber that doesn't need to be water tight. The Red Bowl and slide were perfectly intact. I realized I could easily use epoxy resin and restore the bong to its normal functional state.

Those few minutes while I finished pooing, not realizing the minimal damage that actually occurred, were surreal and devastating. There are so many memories embodied in this masterpiece that I've had for 2.5 years. I would not accept that all the dru-hunk idiots I had handed it to all those months were able to miraculously hand it back to me intact, and I broke it on the john, not seeing it fall in time to catch it because I was staring at a time magazine.

I hope this cynical addendum will not be too obtrusive as Hammer's demise occurred some three months ago. thanx 4 your time
Ps this all happened on friday the 13th. eerie
burnable Reviewed by burnable on . R.I.P. hammer we are gathered here today in rememberance of the hammer that served me oh so well over the past 2 years. yea so yesterday i stayed home sick (no joke i felt like shit). so a couple buddies i normally go out to lunch with call me up and ask if its straight to use my piece on the account of my absense. i say its cool and they come pick it up and plan on giving it back to me the next day. so im at school this morning and one of them texts me sayin the other broke it... my heart sank, Rating: 5