R.I.P. hammer

[the_camel]

That pipe is fucking ugly.
I'd rather throw it at the floor than drop it.
He pobs did do that, and just lied to you.
May be a nice "smoke" but seriously that thing is Fugly.
Looks like your hitting a cock with warts, and a fat bell end.. :S

Defo not cool.

Realistically the whole RIP thread was a waste of time, Inanimate objects really dont care about anything. Im pretty damn sure.

Also your friends a fuck tard for going to school with his pipe, a glass pipe...
School Kids (YOU) + Anything of Value/Sentimental value (Your gay ass pipe) = Fuck up..


Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?

But yeah seriously get over it man, go roll a joint or something...
Pfffffffft

[TallCoolOne]

This is truly a sad day. I'm so sorry. A good smoker such as yourself must never go through something like thisd. I smoke in your name today.

[orangeman]

That pipe is fucking ugly.
I'd rather throw it at the floor than drop it.
He pobs did do that, and just lied to you.
May be a nice "smoke" but seriously that thing is Fugly.
Looks like your hitting a cock with warts, and a fat bell end.. :S

Defo not cool.

Realistically the whole RIP thread was a waste of time, Inanimate objects really dont care about anything. Im pretty damn sure.

Also your friends a fuck tard for going to school with his pipe, a glass pipe...
School Kids (YOU) + Anything of Value/Sentimental value (Your gay ass pipe) = Fuck up..


Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?

But yeah seriously get over it man, go roll a joint or something...
Pfffffffft

Did you fucking bring this thread back up just so you could insult him? Wow you really have no life do you? Get a life you loner.

[Rutherford The Brave]

That sounds pretty suspect, id bet one of them took it for themselves.

[rebgirl420]

Thats horible, id make them pay for a new one.

[4twentE]

Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?

What kind of pot smoker wishes for metal over glass? Someone who does not know about the true taste of good weed. Amateur. Don't be such an asshole.

RIP Hammer. I know how it is. I've had thousands of dollars worth of glass pieces and my friends have broken them all. I've never broken one of my pipes. All my friends' fault. Can't wait to get a new slide and put my mini bong back in action. Haven't smoked a water pipe in forever.

[cannabis campbell]

Metal pipes are cheap you can get them for as little as £2 - £5 in the uk, the glass ones however are at least £20 and go up a lot higher every true stoner knows glass pipes are better.

[budsmoker]

I thought MC Hammer died.

lol thats what i was thinking

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

too bad but sounds suspicious :blueknife:

last night i hit the ugliest pipe i have ever seen (this is nowhere near it) but man this thing was UGLY but its all good it hit nice and it was free from a kid I DONT KNOW

[burnable]

I recently had a taste of how it feels to lose a loved one. It's different if the item is new, like I had a percolator and it was sweet but shatterd about 10 days after I bought it. I felt nothing, didn't even want the kid responsible to replace it. But this guy, T-Bong, fell off of an ill-founded spot on an ottoman and hit the rim of the bathtub and from my view on the toilet it seemed shattered.

But after I looked at the aftermath I realized it was in exactly four neat glass pieces with ground zero at a spot at the top of the water chamber that doesn't need to be water tight. The Red Bowl and slide were perfectly intact. I realized I could easily use epoxy resin and restore the bong to its normal functional state.

Those few minutes while I finished pooing, not realizing the minimal damage that actually occurred, were surreal and devastating. There are so many memories embodied in this masterpiece that I've had for 2.5 years. I would not accept that all the dru-hunk idiots I had handed it to all those months were able to miraculously hand it back to me intact, and I broke it on the john, not seeing it fall in time to catch it because I was staring at a time magazine.

I hope this cynical addendum will not be too obtrusive as Hammer's demise occurred some three months ago. thanx 4 your time
Ps this all happened on friday the 13th. eerie