Ninjas vs. Pirates

[xmordeciax]

Ninjas, by a landslide. I mean come on, ninjas can sneak up on people without them even knowing, or throw ninja stars at them.

Pirates are STD infected boozers, who are to drunk to defend themselves against ninjas half the time.

Ninja's cooler than Pirates.

word!

I think it needs to be mentioned that either the pirates would hornswaggle the ninja by back stabbing him after he wins his affection, since the unsuspecting ninja lives by a code of honor, OR, the pirate would beat the ninja at a grog drinking contest, put the ninja into slavery, and then the ninja would have to live in a barrel on the ship with a hole poked in it for pirate relief.

LOL!