Quote Originally Posted by Matt the Funk
Dude....PIRATES FTW!!! Pirates are deffinatley more chill than ninja's, and they have GUNS. I think GUN>SWORD or STARS.
Yeah dude, but you gotta think. Ninja's are quiet and can go unseen. So they could just sneak up on the pirates and their guns wouldn't do much because then the Pirate would have a ninja star sticking out of his juggular before he even knew the ninja had boarded his ship and taken his hookers hostage. ( that wouldn't really happen because Pirates thought women on ships would = bad luck.)

I got that info from Mr. Depps drawn out trilogy. I mean for god sakes, nothing really happened, I sat there the whole time going this sucks. Then at the end they just threw that fucking cliffhanger at me, and now I have to see the 3rd...

Back to the topic at hand. A pirate can't shoot what he can't see, hence, gun<sword, star (yeilded by a ninja).