Ninjas vs. Pirates

[hippy lettuce]

but pirates can party hard! ninjas r all sensible n that...wheres the fun in that? lol but yeah ninjas r cool. a ninja turned pirate would b the best

[mattks1]

hey hey hey everybody.
what did the ninja do to the pirate? kicked him in the WAAAAAAAA-TAAAAAA!
damn stoners

[WeeDIndeeD420]

ninjaz OwN:beatdeadhorse: <-----coolest thing ive seen all dAYYY

[Matt the Funk]

Dude....PIRATES FTW!!! Pirates are deffinatley more chill than ninja's, and they have GUNS. I think GUN>SWORD or STARS.

[JaggedEdge]

Dude....PIRATES FTW!!! Pirates are deffinatley more chill than ninja's, and they have GUNS. I think GUN>SWORD or STARS.

Yeah dude, but you gotta think. Ninja's are quiet and can go unseen. So they could just sneak up on the pirates and their guns wouldn't do much because then the Pirate would have a ninja star sticking out of his juggular before he even knew the ninja had boarded his ship and taken his hookers hostage. ( that wouldn't really happen because Pirates thought women on ships would = bad luck.)

I got that info from Mr. Depps drawn out trilogy. I mean for god sakes, nothing really happened, I sat there the whole time going this sucks. Then at the end they just threw that fucking cliffhanger at me, and now I have to see the 3rd...

Back to the topic at hand. A pirate can't shoot what he can't see, hence, gun<sword, star (yeilded by a ninja).

[crudemood]

Jack Sparrow.. Johnny Depp.. *starry eyed*

[Xhoshi]

It would be so much better as a ninja for evading trouble, especially cops.
They got smoke bombs, they can dissapear out of their own clothes when they're getting frisked, they're super sneaky, and perfect balance so they can't mess up that balance test cops use.

Ninjas ftw.

[higher4hockey]

pirates chase booty- very cool
ninjas chase shadows and each other and gay shit like that. - very un-cool

pirates are cooler.

[Diary of a Madman]

I think it needs to be mentioned that either the pirates would hornswaggle the ninja by back stabbing him after he wins his affection, since the unsuspecting ninja lives by a code of honor, OR, the pirate would beat the ninja at a grog drinking contest, put the ninja into slavery, and then the ninja would have to live in a barrel on the ship with a hole poked in it for pirate relief.

[Skink]

Pirates,,,No contest...