weed song-lyrics....

[KL4D4]

I have a CD from a rapper from MN who talks about nothing but weed on his album but I was swore to not post it on the internet.

[rebgirl420]

come on I cant be the ONLY person who still giggles at this song?!

AFROMAN LYRICS

"Because I Got High"

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

[happiestmferoutthere]

WILDWOOD WEED

THE WILDWOOD FLOWER GREW WILD ON THE FARM AND WE NEVER KNOWED WHAT IT WAS CALLED, SOME SAID IT WAS FLOWER, SOME SAID IT WAS A WEED, I DIDN'T GIVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.

ONE DAY I WAS OUT THERE TALKING TO MY BROTHER, AND I REACHED DOWN
FOR A WEED TO CHEW ON, AND THINGS GOT FUZZY AND THINGS GOT BLURRY, AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS GONE, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BUT I KNEW IT BEAT THE HELL OUT OF SNIFFIN' BURLAP. I CAME TO AND MY BROTHER WAS THERE AND HE SAID BOY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES, I SAID I DON'T KNOW I WAS CHEWING ON A WEED, HE SAID LET ME GIVE IT A TRY!

WE SPENT THE REST OF THAT DAY AND MOST OF THAT NIGHT TRYING TO
FIND MY BROTHER BILL, CAUGHT UP WITH HIM ABOUT SIX O'CLOCK THE
NEXT MORNING, NAKED SITTING ON THE WINDMILL, SAID HE FLEW UP THERE,
I HAD TO CLIMB UP AND GET HIM DOWN, HE WAS ABOUT HALF CRAZY.

THE VERY NEXT DAY WE PICKED A BUNCH OF THEM WEEDS AND PUT EM IN
THE SUN TO DRY, THEN WE MASHED 'EM UP AND CLEANED 'EM UP, AND PUT 'EM IN A CORNCOB PIPE.

SMOKING THEM WILDWOOD FLOWERS GOT TO BE A HABIT AND WE NEVER SEEN NO HARM, WE THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF HANDY, TAKE A TRIP AND NEVER LEAVE THE FARM, A BIG OLD PUFF OF THAT WILDWOOD WEED,NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE WANDERIN AROUND BEHIND THE LITTLE ANIMALS!

ALL GOOD THINGS GOT TO COME TO AN END, IT'S THE SAME WITH OUR
WILDWOOD WEEDS, ONE DAY THIS FELLER FROM WASHINGTON CAME BY AND SPIED EM, AND TURNED WHITE AS A SHEET.

WELL THEY DUG AND BURNED AND THEY BURNED AND DUG AND THEY KILLED ALL OF OUR CUTE LITTLE WEEDS, THEN THEY DROVE AWAY, WE JUST SMILED AND WAVED, SITTIN THERE ON THAT SACK OF SEEDS!!



Classic- still cracks me up!!:giggity:

[LIP]

Afroman - is a nono. He gives weed a bad name.

[buddymyfriend]

Amen to that Lip!


Thought I'd share an old school Jungle tuuuuuuune! :jointsmile:

Congo Natty & Top Cat - All Ganja Man

<unknown person 1>

You have some likkle soundbwoy [true] inna dem yard
Dem feel say can play, any a anything fi de people, dem
True, a yaso dem live live, and a yaso dem born and yaso dem grow
(yaso = here ya so ?)
Dat nah work tonight!

All ganja man inna de house
Me have some likkle soundbwoy now
get some likkle second hand tune
so dem come gwan like [and] dem a play de original
ah we.. di original come! listen!

All ganja man! (all ganja man) (all ganja man) (all ganja man)

<Top Cat>

We'll here's the Rebel MC and all ya junglist crew ah watch out
Original ganja smokin herbman hustlin sensimilla smuglin [yardman] ruffneck
Back 'pon the case again - wha me tell dem seh!

<unknown person 1>

All ganja man inna de house!

<Topcat>

Me love mi sess, yes me love mi sess - come follow me
Me love mi sess, ah me say yes me love it - a ah

Me love mi sess, yes me love mi sess - come follow me
Me love mi sess, ah me say yes me love it

Know no any kind a sess who give me vibes like this - ah
Love mi sensimilla, me no want no hashish - ah
Love mi [lighta], love mi [like me] [champ] cannabis
So pass it fi me, sensi, now mi [likkle] chalice
Follow me!

Sensi is a ting weh make big business and
Make a man [jump] from rags to riches
To big time ganja man [[dem offa jus crisp]]
Chain round dem neck, and gold chops pon dem wrists - ah
[Five silver bead a] shine pon each face - ah
Nuff a drive porsche, nuff a drive mercedes - ah
Haffi push dem man cah dem [don't want/do a] service

Each and every one now why [ya red]..

<unknown person 1>

All ganja man..

<Topcat>

From me was a yout' mi use to [drink] sensimilla
[Papa] use to say it a go make mi body stronga
Now me get bigga, mi seh, now mi get older
Now me haffi smoke it, wrap it up in rizzla paper

Ganja is internationally big all over
[bust/used] by nuff big time entertainer
Pass de dutchie, what a tune I remember
Chalice haffi bunn, well dat a Brigadier the teacher man

"Smoke the weed", said the one Michael Palmer
Sugar Minott with the one sensimilla
John Holt went "Police inna helicopta"
I man did a tune, [you] hear me know bout mi ganja;

But sess a herb, and a herb a ganja, man
Ganja a weed, and a weed a marihuana

Gwaan mista cat, becah you a the danger
When time, you come you do a.. [murder?]

<unknown person 1>

All ganja man

<Topcat>

Me love mi sess, yes me love mi sess - come follow me
Me love mi sess, yes me love it - a ah

Me love mi sess, yes me love mi sess - come follow me
Me love mi sess, and me seh yes me love it

<unknown person 1>

All ganja man..

<Tenor Fly>

Bunn your spliff
And read a chapter, chapter, chapter, chapter
A-all night long

(hehe)

Bunn your spliff
And read a chapter, chapter, chapter
A-all night long

<unknown person 1>

Me have some likkle soundbwoy now
get some likkle second hand tune
so dem come gwan like [and] dem a play de original
ah we.. di original come! listen!

Listen!

All ganja man inna de house!

<various>

Same Top Cat verses as above...

+ lotsa "all ganja man (inna de house let me see you put up
your lighta)"'s and stuff

+ "bunn your spliff" 's

Peace n peanuts

Buddy

[mattmao]

peter tosh-legalise it,

listen and learn!!

[InsomniaBomber420]

Shaun Paul we be burnin and Sublime pass the marijuana r 2 of my favs

[InsomniaBomber420]

ohh and guerillaz sunshine in a bag, used to listen to it when I was nine and first started smokin its a classic 2 me

[Kid Dynamite]

The one verse that always strikes me the most is from King Prawn - Smoke some Shit



when i'm home alone
unplug the fridge and the phone
fire up a biftah
and enter the zone
with some skunk
scored from a part time dealer
selling to his mates
for bit of free reefer
so kick back and relax
and enjoy our favorite tempo
suck on it now
like a baby on a nipple
chill out to this jam
or get up and dance
all we're saying's
give weed a chance

[LIP]

Shaun Paul we be burnin and Sublime pass the marijuana r 2 of my favs

Lol - pass the marijuana isnt sublime - it's mystic roots! I love that song too - that's def one of my faves.