lol @ bad pizza.
It magically becomes good pizza when you leave it in the fridge overnight and devour it for breakfast!
Get your butt up to the cottage district or whatever you weird Canadians call your version of the Adirondacks... rent a canoe... get eaten by blackflies... THAT'S what I call vacation!!!! I was up there last summer and let me tell you it is way more relaxing than stupid Niagara Falls will ever be, with all the bus tours and bluehairs in their comfortable walking shoes.