One time I was smokin' in my room, just chillin' in my chair chiefin' my pipe, blowin' towards the window but not being too cautious because my dad was out of town and my mom almost always stays in her bedroom when she goes to sleep. Then, with the pipe in my hand my cell starts to go off, so I quickly pick it up and its my fucking dad, apparently he was just talking to my mom and the phone cut out or something (it was at least 11pm, super late for my mom, shes in bed by 9:30 the latest) anyway I had my pipe in my hand and shit and lighter in other and my I put my pipe under my bed real fast to give my mom my phone and she walks in right after I do so, lighters still in my hand, I was so baked and confused as what to do since I figured I was fucked anyway, I ended up straight dropping my lighter in front of her, she didn't notice. But anyway she just stood at my door talking to my dad giving me funny looks and shit, she knew what I was doing. Then she came back and was like "I know what your doing in here michael, smoking pot" and all that bullshit.

I just denied it because I had got busted before, well not really busted but they smelled it and I ended up admitting to smoking, WRONG MOVE! Haha, being honest doesn't fucking pay off, so I just denied it and shit. It was obvious, but I didn't feel bad at all for lying straight to her face because I wasn't about to purposely cause trouble for myself by admitting it.

Then about 45min later after she left and my high was fucking ruined then I ended up seeing her in the hall and I was said something about me not being high and looked her straight in the eyes (which were no longer red, I was completely sober) and I think she bought it. Although I'm pretty sure she knows the truth, at the time I seemed to convince her.