Sally Cant Tell
Oscar Has
A Hard
On Allways

My dad tought me that in 9th grade to help on the ACT. I told it to my 11th grade trig teacher (a very religous man) and he thought it was good, but changed it to HAT.
My wife had him the next semester and he told them and slipped up saying hard. He was so embarassed he left class for 15 min.